Saturday 8 March 2014

Arvind Kejriwal Jokes - Bestest

Here are some samples of Arvind Kejriwal jokes: 




 Kejriwal is so honest that he never takes extra sauce sachets with MacDonald burgers

.Kejriwal is so honest that no woman has ever asked him ” do I look fat”

. Kejriwal is so honest that when he throws a party , he calls the cops at 10pm

. Kejriwal is so honest that he actually tests the level of salt in colgate

. Kejriwal is so honest that he never skips youtube ads

. Kejriwal is so honest that he always removes USB safely

. Kejriwal is so honest that when he finds the bomb , he returns it to the terrorist

. Kejriwal is so honest that he got his wife’s brother arrested for stealing his shoes during his marriage ceremony!

. Kejriwal is so honest that he cooks maggi only for 2 minutes

. Kejriwal is so honest that he actually “rolls on the floor laughing” when he texts ROFL

. Kejriwal is so honest that whenever he downloads a movie online, he buys a ticket to see it

. Kejriwal is so honest that he demands a receipt even from Autowallas

. Kejriwal is so honest that he hasn’t installed any anti-virus on his system because he does not want any kind of “security”

. Kejriwal is so honest that he was found standing on weighting machine naked for accurate measurement








. Kejriwal is so honest that he doesn’t take extra sauce sachets with Mc’D burgers

. Kejriwal is so honest that he admits when he farts

  Arvind Kejriwal is so honest that he actually tests the level of salt in Colgate Active Salt tooth paste

 Arvind Kejriwal is so honest that he never skips Youtube ads

Arvind Kejriwal is so honest that when he finds the bomb he returns it to the terrorist

Arvind Kejriwal is so honest that he got his wife’s brother arrested for stealing his shoes during his marriage ceremony

 Arvind Kejriwal is so honest that he cooks maggie only for 2 minutes

 Arvind Kejriwal is so honest that he actually “rolls on the floor laughing” when he texts ROFL

 Arvind Kejriwal is so honest that when his wife once asked him if he could get moon for her, he called up ISRO to launch Chandrayaan-1

Arvind Kejriwal is so honest that he hates the song ‘love the way you lie’

Arvind Kejriwal is so honest that once he filed a case against a Halwai because there were neither Gulabs nor Jaamuns in GulabJamun.

 Arvind Kejriwal is so honest that whenever he downloads a movie online, he buys a ticket to see it

 Arvind Kejriwal is so honest that no woman has ever asked him “Do I look fat in this?”

 Arvind Kejriwal is so honest that he seeks his wife permission to keep extra marital affairs.

Arvind Kejriwal is so honest that he gives you a business card that says “nobody”

 Arvind Kejriwal is so honest that he likes Shakira’s Hips because “They Don’t Lie”.






Arvind Kejriwal is so honest that he surrenders himself to Police after killing a mosquito.

 Arvind Kejriwal is so honest He refused to watch Bodyguard because he does not want security.

 Arvind Kejriwal is so honest that he is the only one to buy a Winrar licence.

 Arvind Kejriwal is so honest that when he throws a party he calls the cops himself after 10
pm

 Arvind Kejriwal is so honest that he told his kids “How I met your mother” in less than a minute

 Arvind Kejriwal is so honest that he got his memory card arrested when it got corrupted

 Arvind Kejriwal is so honest that when he was a kid, he clicked on “I am below 18 years
 on porn websites.

 Arvind Kejriwal is so honest that if u find meaning of Honesty on Google it will say “Did u mean Kejriwal”

 Arvind Kejriwal is so honest that if he skip red-light by mistake, he take a U-turn to stop before Red light

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