Top 100 Sanskari Babuji Jokes ( Alok Nath )
1.“Mujhe Betiyon Ke Babuji Ban’na Hey” - Alok Nath
when teacher asked him what he wanted to be
when he grew up.
2. According to ‘Hindu Marriage Act’, a girl cannot
marry if Alok Nath disapproves.
3. After Kalyug, It’s going to be ‘Alok-Nath-Yug’.
4. Alok Nath believes in ‘Aashirwad at first sight’.
5. Alok Nath believes the ‘F’ in FTV stands for Family.
6. Alok Nath calls Sunny Leone as ‘Sunny Beti’.
7. Alok Nath can destroy his trolls just by sprinkling
few drops of water from his Kamandal and saying
“Jaa Main Tujh Hen Shrap Deta Hun”.
8. Alok Nath carried Hanuman-Chalisa to school
instead of notebooks.
9. Alok Nath collected all his savings and tried to
purchase Rajesh Khanna’s bungalow as it is named
‘Aashirwad’.
10. Alok Nath does not sign a movie till there are at
least three crying scenes.
11. Alok Nath eats Prasad as starters.
12. Alok Nath favorite game is football. It is because of
players like Kaka, Mata and Nani.
13. Alok Nath gave Dacoit Valmiki such a deep and
massive lecture on Sanskaar that he became
religious person.
14. Alok Nath goes to KFC to eat his favorite ‘Gaajar ka
Halwa’.
15. Alok Nath had all the Senior Citizen privileges since
he was 6 years old.
16. Alok Nath has just completed level 66 on ‘Barfi
Crush’.
17. Alok Nath has never received salary, he always
received pension.
18. Alok Nath has requested for ‘Saubhagyavati Raho’
button on Facebook.
19. Alok Nath has requested for an ‘Aashirwad’ button
to Twitter.
20. Alok Nath has zero friends because he always turns
‘Dosti into Rishtedaari’.
21. Alok Nath is ‘Babuji-Zoned’ at first sight.
22. Alok Nath is father of so many betaas and betis
that when his family decides to go on a vacation,
they book a train!
23. Alok Nath is now a worried man, Obama's daughter
is getting marriageable.
24. Alok Nath is so sanskaari that he bought a new
phone and broke coconut on it.
25. Alok Nath is so sanskaari that he buys the
newspaper just to read the matrimonial.
26. Alok Nath is so sanskaari that he closes his eyes
when he takes a bath.
27. Alok Nath is so sanskaari that he cuts ‘Mathura Ke
Pede’ on his birthday.
28. Alok Nath is so sanskaari that he distributes
'Prasad' after crossing each level in Temple Run.
29. Alok Nath is so sanskaari that he removes his
slippers before playing Temple Run.
30. Alok Nath is so sanskaari that he was born at the
age of 65.
31. Alok Nath is so sanskaari that he whips himself
with leather belt if he sees his own body above
knees.
32. Alok Nath is so sanskaari that when he heard the
song ‘Gandi Baat’, he put ‘Gangajal’ in his ears.
33. Alok Nath is so sanskaari that when he walks into
a bar, the bar walks out.
34. Alok Nath is someone who is worried about
‘Kanyadaan’ of a girl who is yet to be born.
35. Alok Nath is such a personality that at times his
wife calls him ‘Bhaisaab’.
36. Alok Nath is the original ‘Father of the Nation’.
37. Alok Nath is the SI unit of ‘Sanskar’.
38. Alok Nath Ne Ekk Baar Toot'te Taare Ko Dekh Keh
Beti Ki Bidae Maang Li.
39. Alok Nath Ne Janam Lete Hi Nurse Ka Kanyadaan
Kar Diya Tha.
40. Alok Nath Ne Sirf Ek Ashlil Movie Dekhi Hey:
‘Dropadi Ka Cheer Haran’.
41. Alok Nath once blessed wheat farms and now we
have ‘Aashirwaad-Atta’.
42. Alok Nath once said “Jeete Raho” to a man and
today he is known as ‘MDH wale Dadaji’.
43. Alok Nath only saw this season of Big Boss, Kyun
Ki ‘Big Boss Saath 7 Hey’.
44. Alok Nath serves ‘Gangajal’ in cocktail parties.
45. Alok Nath smokes ‘Agarbattis’.
46. Alok Nath snorts Agarbattis at rave parties.
47. Alok Nath strongly disapproves of Mukesh Ambani.
Because his Sanskar met with an accident.
48. Alok Nath used to bunk school for Ram Katha.
49. Alok Nath walks into a bar and orders ‘Haldi Ka
Doodh’.
50. Alok Nath walks slowly, because of song ‘Babuji
Zara Dheere Chalo’.
51. Alok Nath wants an “Aashirwad” button on Twitter!
52. Alok Nath was the first person to call ‘Parle’ as
‘Parle-G’.
53. Alok Nath was wanted to be Kenya’s “Father of the
Nation”. So that he could do ‘Kenya-daan’.
54. Alok Nath watches Fast and Furious movies
wearing a seat belt.
55. Alok Nath went to Shirdi for his honeymoon.
56. Alok Nath went to Sunburn Music Festival and did
a ‘Surya-Namaskar’ over there.
57. Alok Nath went to ‘Vaishno Devi’ for his Bachelor's
party before marriage.
58. Alok Nath will do item number dance only if it’s
‘Bhakti-Sangeet’.
59. Alok Nath won the ‘STAR Parivaar Award’ for
Favorite Pita Bread.
60. Alok Nath: “You know nothing of ‘friend-zone’. I am
‘Babuji-zoned’.
”
61. Alok Nath: a silent guardian, a watchful father, our
‘Kanyadaan’ expert.
62. Alok Nath’s caller tune is “Babul Ki Duaayen Leti
Ja”.
63. Alok Nath’s CV reads: Degree - MBA in Kanyadaan.
Skills - Sanskaar. Experience - done total 1109673
Kanyadaan. Hobby - Giving Aashirwaad.
64. Alok Nath’s idea of a music concert is a ‘Mata Ka
Jagrata’.
65. Alok Nath’s talk show would be called “Aashirwad
with Alok”.
66. Alok Nath’s watch displays only ‘Achha’ and ‘Bura’
samay.
67. Alok Nath’s WhatsApp shows: “Last seen doing
Kanyadaan at..”
68. Alok Nath’s wildest fantasies involve a harmonium
and Reema Lagoo.
70. Anoop Jalota is Alok Nath’s Yo Yo Honey Singh.
71. Arun Govil grew old and became Alok Nath.
72. 'Babuji Zara Dheere Chalo' song was written when
Alok Nath was young.
73. Breaking News: All the conspiracy behind Alok Nath
has been revealed. It was Rajnikant who started all
this to divert peoples mind from his jokes.
74. Buddha and Ashoka wanted to live a lavish and
lustful life, but then they met Alok Nath.
75. Even Emran Hashmi can’t kiss Alok Nath daughters
because of their Sanskar.
76. Even when Alok Nath clicks his Selfie, he makes
sure that his 52 family members, 3 servants,
Krishan ji ki murti and 2 dogs.
77. Every Christmas, Alok Nath fills stockings with
Aashirwad.
78. For Alok Nath, ‘Ram Chahe Leela Chahe Leela
Chahe Ram’ is a bhajan.
79. Future Breaking News: Tour operators to launch
‘Alok Nath Yatra’ to clean all your sins.
80. Gandhi Ji used to call mahatma to Alok Nath.
81. Gods take blessings from Alok Nath.
82. If Alok Nath goes in Bigg Boss then every morning
will start with a Hanuman Chalisa and aarti of Mata
Rani.
83. If Chuck Norris & Rajnikanth make love to Nirupa
Roy at the same time & if they have a baby boy,
that boy will grow old to become Alok Nath.
84. In school days, Alok Nath bunked a lecture to
attend his daughter’s wedding.
85. Jab Babuji Alok Nath Hon, Toh Emraan Hashmi Bhi
Sanskari Hon Jata Hey.
86. Kalyug was started when Alok Nath did a negative
role in 'Bol Radha Bol'.
87. Koi Ladki Unh Sehn Chhu Naa Jaye Ess Liye, Alok
Nath Ji Ne Aaj Tak Touch Screen Phone Nahi Liya.
88. Number of Kanyadaan done by Alok Nath is still
higher than the number of days attended by an
article in his article ship.
89. Once Alok Nath bought a new MacBook laptop and
broke coconut on it.
90. Once Alok Nath gave aashirwad to a boy. Today we
know that boy as Arvind Kejriwal.
91. Once Rajnikanth opened Ramayana and Alok Nath
was born.
92. Poonam Pandey should thank her stars that Alok
Nath didn’t give her Sanskars, else her life would've
been hopeless and she would've been jobless.
93. Question: Alok Nath’s favorite song? Answer: ‘Oppa
Samdhan Style!’
94. Question: How would Alok Nath howl if he was a
Werewolf? Answer: ‘Bahuuuuu...’
95. Question: What will Alok Nath ride if he stars in
Dhoom 3? Answer: Bullock cart.
96. Question: Which car does Alok Nath drive? Answer:
Sanskar
97. Rahul Dravid was Alok Nath of Indian Cricket team.
98. Rohit Sharma and Dale Steyn should watch some
Alok Nath movies and learn Sanskar.
99. Salman Khan is still Virgin because of Sanskar
given by Alok Nath in ‘Maine Pyaar Kiya’.
100. The only two wars Alok Nath has seen in his life
are ‘Haridwar’ and ‘Pariwar’.
